You see what I mean" Didn’t I tell you Better Than Sex Mascara was being pushed at me a lot lately" And here we are with the launch of Too Faced Better Than Sex Perfume that arrives very soon for the Fall 2021 season.
Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch’intrate my friends. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
If you choose to walk down this path all hope is lost.
Or is it"
I don’t care! BURN ME IN HELL (please sprinkle my ashes at Café Du Monde! Right on the floor is fine where I can I can blend in with all the sprinkles of sugar!) because I need some Too Faced Better Than Sex Perfume in my beauty life RIGHT NOW! I wrote a rather long article earlier this week farting in the general direction of a of Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara because that sh1t isn’t better than sex and if you think it is well, you’ve been having really bad sex. I thought it was slightly suspicious that Too Faced was going hard with the Better Than Sex marketing lately across social platforms and now I realize why. I thought maybe they were bracing for Fall sales but nope, they are obviously ready to pimp out the new Better Than Sex Fragrance.

Allure got first dibs on the story and the image of the bottle which I stole from them like a thief in the night. The bottle is stunning to say the least and speaks to my pretty little princess side. It’s also apparently extremely limited with a price tag of $105 bucks for 3.4 oz.
Frank Voelkl is the n...