As a very wise, old woman once said, good things come to those who wait. Except we?re pretty sure Lady Mary Montgomerie Currie wasn?t talking about an anti-aging body butter that supposedly minimizes your body?s little lines and wrinkles, plumps and firms skin, and then tucks you in and reads you a bedtime story each night. But alas, here we are in 2017, where everyone is terrified of aging, and Ever Skin?s Lavish Ultra Rich Body Butter has a waiting list 2,000-people long. Yup.
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The body butter, which is housed in a super-sleek, Instagram-friendly white jar, has a formula akin to that of a fruit smoothie: It’s infused with a ?superfruit complex? (according to the website) that?s essentially a mix of apple, blackberry, cranberry, cherry, pomegranate, and kiwi seed oils, swirled with a few dollops of jojoba and cocoa butter. Basically, this butter is filled with some of the richest oils and butters you can throw into a jar, so it?s not surprising that people are freaking out about its restorative powers?if you rub a bunch of hydrating oils on some dry, crepey skin, your skin will inherently look plumper and glowier. It?s that simple. Photo: Ever
 
Of course, we haven?t gotten to try this butter yet, so who knows, maybe the ratios of the concoction really do create a Fountain of Youth effect. But at $42 a tiny, 4.6 ounce jar, you?d kind of hope so. Still, if you want to get your hands on the anti-ager, you...