I seen Rob Zombie perform Living Dead Girl in concert several years ago and it was as bad as me wearing pastel eyeshadow. Cringe. Sorry Rob! You’re a God but that day you were anything but for me. He was so off key and it felt like he was just gurgling the lyrics. Wince. Several days ago someone used Living Dead Girl in their Instastories and I was instantly transported back to that concert. Inspiration strikes in the most interesting of places doesn’t it"
That story also reminds me of when I used to line my eyes top and bottom and walked around high school looking like Emily the Strange. You see, when you look like a Margaret Keane painting and you try to pull off sexy goth it just never goes well. Bambi and goth do not actually go together. Needless to say I now avoid wearing black liner on my waterline if I have liner above my eyes and vice versa. I leave that to the experts. With the new Urban Decay Naked Cyber Eyeshadow Palette running around the Internet this week it got me thinking of what makeup makes me look like a living dead girl and yeah, you guessed it, that award goes to pastels. I just looked washed out and like rigor mortis set in when I wear pastel pinks or purples. I want to love them but they just never work out for me. On the upside, I was under the impression I looked incredible in them a few years ago! I finally realized denial is a river in Egypt a few years ago and purged my entire stash of pastel eyeshadows just so I ...