You know what" We need to chat this new Girl Scouts Cookie coming out called Adventurefuls which is a brownie inspired cookie! Hold up, wait a minute, stop the press! A brownie cookie" Sign me up! But wait, why are we discussing Girl Scouts Cookies now" Aren’t they a Spring thing" Probably because they wanna drum up the excitement early!
And by the way, between you and I, this one time, I did eat an entire sleeve of frozen Thin Mints after a bad day at work. Tell NO ONE! NO ONE!
I actually avoid larger department stores and malls in the Spring. You won’t catch me outside a Target in the Spring because little Girl Scouts are there loitering around guilt tripping weak people into buying six boxes of cookies. I make a donation to the Girl Scouts website every year in the from of a check because I can’t with the cookies! I just can’t! Get me some Tagalongs and I’m a goner! I can eat the entire box or two boxes….! Damn those things are good and EVIL! EVIL! I’m positive there’s a bunch of Oompa Loompa in a warehouse somewhere cooking up batches of Tagalongs and Thin Mints and sprinkling crack cocaine inside each cookie so we just can’t eat one! We have to eat the entire box of ’em and we have to go to the local Target or Walmart and stalk the Girl Scouts for more, more, MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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What we were talking about"
Ah yes! The new Adventurefuls are a browni...