I did a massive Lush Cosmetics order last week. I have no shame. I just wanted to indulge.
I mean, actually, I had a panic attack because it said Lush Keep It Fluffy was down to eight bottles in stock. And I got into a frenzy about needing to buy another bottle before it disappeared again forever. It was just not a good time for me imagining a world without Keep It Fluffy in it again. I remember sitting on the couch that night with my iPad feverishly adding a bottle to my cart and I spiraled….
Suddenly I was adding other stuff….
My boyfriend was watching the PBS News Hour and to snap him out of watching the news takes a lot lately but he looked down at me and was like, “Why do you look like you’re doing something you shouldn’t" Your eyes have a feverish glow! Are you watching pr0n"!” My reply"

“No better….” Him: “Better you say"!"!” Me: “BETTER! I’m doing a Lush order!” He was crushed. But I enticed him into my feverish haul by promising him a bottle of Dirty Shower Gel and a slice of Outback Mate Soap because we’ve had neither in the house for a while (I haven’t done a Lush order in an age).
Yes, there were those comments…you know the ones about “You like me dirty don’t you"” because you know, he can’t handle not throwing around a little sex when I’m doing a soap, shower gel, and perfume haul. ...