Ulta hasn’t quite gotten my memo about how I hate unicorns and I wish death to all unicorns on the planet. The makeup world has ruined all things unicorn for me (especially you Tarte! You’re the most guilty of all for ruining all the things unicorn for me! Sneer!)! Legend is ruined for me! RUINED! I’m on Darkness’s side! Kill the unicorns!
Anyway, Ulta hasn’t obviously not read my memo on unicorns and has been trying to convince me to dye my hair with Lime Crime Unicorn Hair Semi-Permanent Hair Color Tint for the past year. I dunno why, I dunno how, I don’t understand, I don’t get it but I have gotten at least five free samples of Lime Crime Unicorn Hair Semi-Permanent Hair Color Tint in the past year with my Ulta online orders. WHY!" WHY!"
But the most insulting thing of all is my most recent order when Ulta shipped me a sample of Lime Crime Unicorn Hair Semi-Permanent Hair Color Tint.

Yes, you read that right.
Here’s the deal.
I spent a good deal of money at Ulta last month on some gifts, essentials for myself, and some new items I wanted to review on the blog. Within a day I got a shipping notice from UPS about it arriving within the next two days. Ulta has been rocking shipping lately. I live in New York and I get packages with three days or so. It’s pretty fast.
Now lately, I find Ulta shipping a little annoying as they do this “Part of your order” has shipped BS. This never ha...