Remember, everything that can go wrong will go wrong in the makeup world! Especially on days like today! I swear it’s like a Monday morning up in here.
Here’s what went down with my makeup morning!

I start my day fairly early. 4:30 AM aka stupid ass o’clock. Why" Because I have a full time job from 9 to 5 and it’s not blogging. This means I have to make time to take photos, write up posts, etc….that means being up early in the morning.
I don’t function until 5PM. I’m a night owl. This means most of my days are spent stumbling around trying to wake up. I’m a zombie. I don’t like getting up at 4:30 AM but I force myself to do it. If I could, I’d live KISS’s national anthem of rocking and rolling all day and partying every night. This would consist of me staying up all night, going to bed at around 6AM, sleeping like a vampire until 5 PM and waking up to do it all over again.
But, I’m strict on myself and I’m up early so I can get work done on my blog before I head out to my “real life” job.
Today, all was going fine. I got up, I showered, I did my blog stuff, had my little Fage Peach Yogurt fix, and headed in to do my makeup and get dressed to head to work.
This is when stuff went wrong. First I ended up poking myself in the eye with my mascara which resulted in me looking like Alex DeLarge. Andy can pull off that lower lash mascara look brilliantly well but me"...