We really didn?t think anything could top the insanely long and high ponytail Ariana Grande‘s worn for the last, uh, every single year ever, but then we saw a picture of Dove Cameron from last night, who pretty much topped every single ponytail we?ve ever seen?and that includes anything ever worn by Grande, Madonna, and even Jeannie in I Dream of Jeannie. Yup.
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The picture, posted by hairstylist Chad Wood (whose client list includes truly every celeb you?ve ever seen), shows Cameron sitting in a chair with glossy red eyes, dewy skin, and the most outrageously high, tight, braided, and crazy ponytail we?ve possibly ever seen. The caption on the photo: ??Do something else, do my eyebrows? #madonna #hairbyme.? Clearly, we?re getting hardcore Madonna vibes from this hair, but Madonna times one billion, what with the slicked-back ponytail, the double fishtail braids wrapped around the base of it, and the teased tail. Source: Instagram
We think it?s safe to say that there are a few dozen hair extensions on Cameron?s head, meaning her ponytail must weigh approximately one-hundred pounds. Though we probably won?t be recreating this look at home anytime soon, we?ll gladly stare at it with admiration.
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