I love you so hard, Chanel 88 Noir Intense!

I was talking on the phone yesterday to a friend who happens to be a Chanel-o-phile like I am, and we both went full-on crazy when got on the topic of Chanel Stylo Yeux Waterproof Eyeliner in 88 Noir Intense.
OK, it?s just a black twist-up liner ? seemingly boring, right" ? but babe, IT IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST BLACK EYELINER EVER.
I wear it almost every day and have for months, ever since I figured out that, basically, it?s the sh*t.
I have ventured out, though. I?ve tried different liners over that time because, you know, it?s just black liner, and there are so many black liners out there, but I keep coming back to Noir Intense.
I come to it because it 1) because it stays on my water line, and 2) because it glides like a silky gel liner but doesn?t dry out my water lines like one. Like a gel liner, it feels super soft and smooth, but, unlike a gel liner, it doesn?t grip my water line with such preternatural force that it dries them out a little.
I know that sounds odd, but I can?t always wear gel liner. Noir Intense is more like a traditional eyeliner pencil, but it glides along like a gel.
It also lasts all day long. It doesn?t do that weird thing that some black eyeliners do where they start out just fine on your water line but begin to break apart and disappear within an hour.

Chanel Stylo Yeux Waterproof Eyeliner in 88 Noir Intense

Oh, and it also doesn?t smudge, either. You know how some black liners are already ...