The 25 new clutch-sized (mini) Lipsticks from the Tom Ford Lips & Boys collection for Fall 2016

Something tells me that these little dudes would not be down for a Taco Bell date. They?d want you to take them to Ruth?s Chris Steak House or some other expensive restaurant.
Dang, Tom Ford, you sure know how to make a girl feel self-conscious about her $10 jeans that she got from Old Navy!
Please pause the rational part of your brain for a moment and consider that each of these 25 new Lips & Boys Lipsticks is $36 each (!). And they?re minis! They?re all new shades ? 10 mattes, 10 metallics and 5 creams ? and they?re being added to the existing 25 Lips & Boys, thereby bringing the new total up to 50.

Tom Ford Lips & Boys

$36 each, 50 shades, 25 of them new for Fall 2016 (10 matte, 10 metallic, 5 cream).
Coming soon to select Sephora stores and online #TFLIPSANDBOYS @SEPHORA

First up, the mattes and metallics, all of which have boy names.
There are lots of browns, plums and neutrals present, but the bangin? mattes were the first to catch my eye.
The shiny metallics are also cool. They have varying levels of metallic-ness. Some are full-on sexy robot with lots of shiny pearl and glitter, while others are more suggestive and reserved?like an illicit kiss behind a closed door.

Tom Ford Lips & Boys 50-Piece Set ? The complete collection housed in an exclusive black lacquered Tom Ford case: $1,950 (side note: holy sh*t!).
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