There?s a reason why hairstylists and makeup artists like Marc Anthony and Robin Black are in the phonebooks of the most VIP of celebs: They?re prepared for anything, literally anything, that happens to them on the job (and, you know, each of them is a wizard with an eyeshadow palette and round brush, but besides that). And because we love a good horror story, we wanted to know just how crazy some of these jobs have gotten.
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So…we asked. And poked. And pried. And, for the most part, we received very humbled, hand-over-heart, ?I?m just so blessed? responses that totally skirted the question. But thankfully, not all of the industry?s top experts were secretive, and by the end, we had wrangled a handful of never-been-told stories, involving some severe allergic reactions, red-carpet emergencies, and, of course, a little bit of drug use (hey, we?re just the reporters). So read on for nine of the most-bizarre and hella stress-inducing situations from the best of the best experts, and then promptly rejoice that you exist in whatever safe, behind-the-desk job that you do.
I spent the next 30 minutes apologizing profusely.

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?I was on a photoshoot once where the talent went to the bathroom, came out, looked at me, and was like, ?Uh, Matt" Little accident?? Turns out, she had peed on herself. She was in this fancy garment, and she couldn?t change because of continuity issues, so I had to...