10 things you may or may not know about Tabs

He?s a ho for egg yolk, a.k.a. an ?egg yolk connoisseur.?
He?s a decent babysitter. He?ll hang out with me and Connor as long as he gets pet by someone?s hand, whether it be mine or the baby?s.
He?ll politely harass you to get his wet food at 9:30 every night, on the dot. He?ll sit in the kitchen doorway staring and staring and staring until you feed him?
He likes to supervise me when I use the loo first thing in the morning, and he?s very insistent about it. He?ll scratch at the door, and even if it?s only open a sliver, he?ll use his girth to push his way in.
In his old age, he just doesn?t give a sh*t anymore. All the things that used to bother him as a younger cat, like me running on the treadmill when he?s napping on the bed. He used to leave the room because of the noise, but now he?s like, ?Whatev?? and just keeps napping. He still gets fired up after eating wet food. He?ll save up all of his energy to go completely buck wild for 15 solid minutes after finishing his gravy.
If I?m in the kitchen and open a can of anything, he?ll be down there in less than 10 seconds, no matter what. I actually time it. I count out loud. Last night I opened a can of black beans, and it took him 7 seconds to show up.
He?s getting worse about hanging out around my feet, especially when I?m turned around. I?ve almost tripped over him a few times. This usually happens in the kitchen.
Honestly, sometimes I think he teases Connor. When he?s o...