So?what is the Monday Poll"
Well, it isn?t exactly a poll. It?s more of a constantly evolving (devolving"), somewhat random list of questions I?ve been putting out to readers every Monday morning for the past NINE (!) years. (It?s like a kickstart for your brain.) I?ve always enjoyed reading your answers in the comments, and I hope you enjoy reading mine.

1. What food is your guiltiest pleasure"
Pasta! Ooh! Pasta with cream sauce. Like An alfredo.
Mmm, alfredo?
I?ll take a huge bowl of that topped with a mountain of grated Parmesan cheese, and you could just leave me in the corner with that and not talk to me for forever.
2. What is/will be your mantra today"
?I?m a motherf*cking champion!?
3. Carry-on or checked luggage" GIRL, carry-on all the way. I?ve had way too many traumatic check-in incidents. Plus, when I get off a plane, the last thing I want to do is wait in the baggage claim area for a bag that may or may not arrive. I wanna grab my crap and go!
4. Do you ever go bra-less during the daytime"
I get distracted by just living life. I don?t need my bosom flapping around. Hell no. I never do it.
5. Did you ever go through a phase when you dressed like a particular celebrity"
When I was eight, I wanted to look like Madonna, but my parents weren?t about to let me go to elementary school wearing fingerless gloves, a lace crop top and a belt buckle that said, ?Boy Toy.?
Also, in college, I desperately tried to channel Gwen Stef...