So?what is the Monday Poll"
Well, it isn?t exactly a poll. It?s more of a constantly evolving (devolving"), somewhat random list of questions I?ve been putting out to readers every Monday morning for the past NINE (!) years. (It?s like a kickstart for your brain.) I?ve always enjoyed reading your answers in the comments, and I hope you enjoy reading mine.

1. Have you ever been drunk at work"
Yeah. But, um?it?s been over 20 years. And it only happened twice.
Well, one of those times I actually went into work hung over.
Oh, and I had cold, spicy Chinese food for breakfast that day. Bad idea.
2. Have you ever been to a Renaissance fair"
I went with a few kids from my history class when I was 14, and here?s what I remember: I remember Cindy buying a black crystal necklace, which was very Cindy at the time because she was going through a Stevie Nicks/witch phase. I also remember ? oh, gawd! ? my teeth really hurting because I?d just gotten my braces tightened, but I desperately wanted to eat one of those huge Renaissance fair turkey legs, so I got one anyway, and it took me like five hours to eat it because my teeth were hurting so much.
3. If you were to write a note to a stranger on a bathroom mirror with lipstick, what would you write"
?F*ck yeah, girl, just do it!?
4. Are you quick on your feet" Like, do you think you could catch a chicken with your hands like in Rocky"
Yes! There are many things I can?t do, like I can?t lift su...