So..what is the Monday Poll"
Well, it isn?t exactly a poll. It?s more of a constantly evolving (devolving"), somewhat random list of questions I?ve been putting out to readers every Monday morning for the past NINE (!) years. (It?s like a kickstart for your brain.) I?ve always enjoyed reading your answers in the comments, and I hope you enjoy reading mine.

1. You?re given the opportunity to walk the Victoria?s Secret Runway Show. Is this a dream or a nightmare scenario"
Umm?a little bit of both"
The world doesn?t need to be staring at my butt as I strut down a runway in a bejeweled thong?but you only live once! So why the hell not" Plus, can you imagine the swag" I?d be all, ?Please, is there any way I can exchange this diamond-encrusted corset for a pair of plaid flannel pajamas" No, seriously.? 2. Candy canes or gingerbread cookies"
It?s a little weird for someone who goes to great lengths to avoid ginger at any cost to say, ?I?ll take gingerbread cookies for $500, Alex,? but eh, it is what it is. I despise ginger in its savory form, but add sugar and icing to the mix, and I?m SO down.
3. How many cats is too many cats"
As a bonafide, certified cat lady, my official answer is, ?There?s no such thing as too many cats.? Off the record, though, the maximum number I think I?d be able to handle is two (based mostly on daily litter box maintenance).
OK, three.
4. Your favorite winter sweater"
I have a black and white c...