Just put one foot in front of the other?

You might be wondering, ?So what in tarnation is this Monday Poll thing anyway!"?
Well, it isn?t exactly a poll. It?s more of a constantly evolving (devolving"), somewhat random list of questions I?ve been putting out to readers every Monday morning for the past eight (!) years. (It?s like a kickstart for your brain.) I?ve always enjoyed reading your answers in the comments, and I hope you enjoy reading mine.

What are three things on your bucket list"

1) Start an all-girl rock band, 2) learn how to make jewelry (?She?s making jewelry now??), and 3) do karaoke at least once in each of the 50 states.

Is it ever OK to snoop through someone?s email"

Ooh, I have mixed feelings about this? OK, on the one hand, I would never ever want somebody to go sifting through my private emails, but on the other hand, now that I?m a parent, I can see why some people snoop through their child?s emails, because I?m so freaked out ? SO FREAKED OUT! ? about how I?m going to handle, like, online technology when Connor gets older. Oh boy, that?s a different conversation entirely. Soooo, I guess my answer is ?I don?t know.? I?m gonna leave it at that.

It?s your wedding day! You have to pick one or the other: would you rather lose a front tooth right before the ceremony, or wear a Lady Gaga meat wedding dress"

Well, both options are completely disgusting, thank you very much.
Just thinking of that meat dress on my sk...