You might be wondering, ?So what in tarnation is this Monday Poll thing anyway!"?
Well, it isn?t exactly a poll. It?s more of a constantly evolving (devolving"), somewhat random list of questions I?ve been putting out to readers every Monday morning for the past eight (!) years. (It?s like a kickstart for your brain.) I?ve always enjoyed reading your answers in the comments, and I hope you enjoy reading mine.

What?s the newest article of clothing you?re currently wearing"

LOL! My underwear. My mom got me a six-pack of undies last time she went to Costco. They?re basic black and cotton ? no frills or lace or anything fancy at all. But they?re super comfy.
Oh, and I don?t know if this is just something my parents do, but my mom will call me, like, 10 times from inside the store to ask if I need ? whatever it is ? a case of coconut water, a large rotisserie chicken, a 192-pack of diapers for Connor, a new sweatshirt, a box of 200 batteries, what have you. It?s so funny and cute!
What?s the newest piece of makeup you?re currently wearing"

A creamy pinkish nude called Urban Decay Vice Lipstick in Naked (coming out in June). It?s moisturizing and ? I know this sounds a little odd ? but I can wipe it off easily.
Why, exactly, is this important"
Well?because when I kiss Connor, I don?t like to leave makeup on her, and I usually remove whatever I?m wearing on my lips before I shower her with kisses. Lipgloss is too sticky and takes a while to re...