You might be wondering, ?So what in tarnation is this Monday Poll thing anyway!"?
Well, it isn?t exactly a poll. It?s more of a constantly evolving (devolving"), somewhat random list of questions I?ve been putting out to readers every Monday morning for the past eight (!) years. (It?s like a kickstart for your brain.) I?ve always enjoyed reading your answers in the comments, and I hope you enjoy reading mine.

When was the last time you went all out with your makeup"

I think it?s been about two weeks? Or has it been three" Funny how time gets all mushy when you?re doing hard time in baby jail.
I did a bright blue lid with warm browns in the crease. Foundation, concealer, brows, lashes and lips (frame the face!). It was the most elaborate eye makeup I?d worn since pre-Connor. I didn?t recognize myself in the mirror either. I was like, that can?t be me because she doesn?t look like a freshly turned zombie (it was me though).

What was the last goofy thing you did"

Dude! Every single day of my life is a series of goofy things strewn together one after another! The last one involved a song which I sang to Connor while I changed her diaper. It included various silly references to poop.

When was the last time you checked a social network, and which one was it"

It was Facebook about 20 minutes ago. I watched a video about how people don?t interact with each other as much anymore due to smartphones?and then I thought about how funny it wo...