You might be wondering, “So what in tarnation is this Monday Poll thing anyway!"”
Well, it isn’t exactly a poll. It’s more of a constantly evolving (devolving"), somewhat random list of questions I’ve been putting out to readers every Monday morning for the past seven years. (It’s like a kickstart for your brain.) I’ve always enjoyed reading your answers in the comments, and I hope you enjoy reading mine.

What?s your current favorite lip product"

I picked up a YSL Volupté Tint-In-Oil in Peach Me Love 6 from Sephora right before Connor Claire was born, and it?s been the only makeup I?ve really been wearing lately, first, because I like it, and second, because it?s what I?ve had on my little nursing table next to me, and I haven?t had the time or energy to swap it for anything else, let alone put on any more makeup…or shower for that matter. It?s this, like, non-sticky, super moisturizing light lip oil/tint, and it smells like yummy apples.

Do you use a lot of slang"

Yo, dawg! I use a little, but I can?t say I use a lot.
I feel like I?m getting to that stage in life where if I try too hard to use the current slang, I?m like that aunt who?s trying to be hip, but is, like, so not hip.
There are some words I can?t stop using, like ?hella? and ?stoked? and ?guuuurl? that I?ve been using for years, but I haven?t been able to smoothly incorporate words like ?bae? and ?slay…?
And I totally didn?t mea...