You might be wondering, “So what in tarnation is this Monday Poll thing anyway!"”
Well, it isn’t exactly a poll. It’s more of a constantly evolving (devolving"), somewhat random list of questions I’ve been putting out to readers every Monday morning for the past seven years. (It’s like a kickstart for your brain.) I’ve always enjoyed reading your answers in the comments, and I hope you enjoy reading mine.

One of my current life goals is to…

…get a full night’s sleep! I can’t even remember the last time that happened.
I think it was about two months ago…
I think.
I’m not sure though…
See! That’s what chronic sleep deprivation can do to you. It wreaks havoc on your short-term memory, let me tell ya, but I know, I know! — it’s gonna get worse when Baby Girl arrives.
Other than your wallet, keys and/or phone, what’s one thing you always have in your purse"

A pen. Yup, I’m the person who always keeps a pen in her purse, because you never know when you’ll have to sign something, like a receipt, and there won’t be any working pens at the counter or wherever.
I’ve had this happen to me many times before, and all I have to say is “WHY"” Can someone please change the dang pens already!"
Pens are also handy when you’re sitting on the toilet in a public restroom, and there’s a note or a sign on th...