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Your phone alarm is blaring in your ear after a late night of tequila shots.  You’re hungover, and to make things more annoying, you?re late for brunch!  Fear not. It?s my job to shed light on some of the tougher predicaments in life (like this one), and you are going from Lucy Lush to looking alive.  It’s me, your Hangover Godmother.  Shake it off and wobble over to the bathroom.   I’ll take you from “hangover” to “brunch-ready” faster than the Uber arrives at your door.

 

  Put A Patch On It

After a quick face wash, try Eyeko Hydrogen Eye Patches to calm that nasty swelling under your eyes.  If possible, keep your eye remedies in the fridge in case of an Apocalypse (and because the cooling effect never fails).  Make sure to use gel applications–not paper–since the weight helps mold fine lines, and gel will transfer coolness better onto your skin.  Keep these on as you scurry around to make yourself look presentable. P.S.  If eye patches are too fussy for you, Milk Makeup Cooling Water also does the damn deed.
 Electrolytes or Bust  

Step away from the mug!  You?ll hate me now and thank me later, but drenching your dehydrated body in coffee is not the answer.  Instead, make some lemon water and start guzzling.  Upgrade this detox by taking two Activated Charcoal pills, the holy grail detoxer.  Pressed Juicery has a charcoal lemonade (charcoal+lemonade=multi-tasking w...