Axiology Beauty Natural Lipsticks in Identity (left) and Devotion (right), $28 each

Avocado, coconut, oranges, grapes? Am I making a delicious smoothie"" Um, I wish, because I?m hongray right now, and, truth be told, my plumbing could do (haha) with a mega dose of fiber (TMI much").
I?m reading the list of ingredients on a box of Axiology Beauty Lipstick, and it?s making my tummy rumble?
Ingredients

Candelilla Wax, Organic Avocado Oil, Organic Castor Oil, Organic Avocado Butter, Organic Grape Seed Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Vitamin E Oil, Elderberry Extract, Sweet Orange Oil, Neem Seed Oil; May Contain: Iron Oxide, Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Manganese Violet
Axiology is a cool little company out of Bend, Orgeon, which is a town I visited many moons ago? What?s up, Bend!" Anywho, they craft luxury organic lipsticks.
Yup, just lipsticks. And everything is vegan, cruelty-free, non-GMO and doesn?t contain any synthetic colors.
The first time I read the ingredient list on the box, my brain was oh-so-happy to avoid the dusty folds where all of my former college chemistry now hides, since I recognized a lot of the ingredients from cooking.
There are lots of edible-sounding things.

Neat boxes?

The ingredient list reads like a smoothie recipe at a posh juice place.
I dunno? I think I?m hungrier than I thought. If we were zombie apocalypsing (not a word) right now, and I desperately needed a boost, I?d grab one of these Axiology Lipsticks, put a little on m...